My human is upset that I posed for nude male dog America. I personally think it is freeing to pose nude. There is nothing wrong with nude dog bodies, male or female. God made us all beautiful! It feels awesome, you should try it. NO, I mean dogs should, not you ugly humans, yuck...I can't get the mental picture of all you naked humans out of my head...Get Out Get out of my head.
POOF! Ah, that's better. Mental picture going going gone...
She yelled at me yesterday because all of the pictures (23 of 24 pictures) were N-U-D-E! I was like hey I'm 2 and she was like I don't care. And I was like it's all legal and you're such a prude! She then grounded me and I couldn't play ball nor could I play with the kids in the neighborhood. I'll get her back.....
It's a new day and she still isn't talking to me so I thought I'd post a note to nude dogs all over: One, it's okay and Two, HELP ME!!!!! No I'm just kidding about # two but seriously, take
it all off and let
it all
hang out like I did. I know my human was up all night with my pictures using photoshop to remove my *&^&*^&. She did a good job...Wait if you look closely you can still see a piece of me! That's my %^&*(&! HaHa!