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Saturday, July 29, 2006
Update on what's going on...
Back in May my human took care of a raccoon. That's right ladies and gents, a raccoon. I was horrified! This critter came into our lives (3 days mind you) and replaced me. ME! My human says that's not true. I say it is! This human brought the enemy into our lives. What else was I to think?
My human "volunteers at a rescue clinic" and volunteered to pick up the coon at a animal control facility. The nerve she had. She said this raccoon was no enemy and needed to be loved because he was all alone. He had no mommy to take care of him so she and the other volunteers had to do so. That is sad if he had no mommy. He was to little to be on his own but still why did my human take care of this coon?
I was feeling alright with him and I did make my peace (boy, those babies coons are so cute)!! I'll post some picts of him and you'll see how big he is. Big enough for me to eat! My human would kill me if she heard me say that! You all know it!!!!!
My human says that the little raccoon is living with his adopted family of 6(total)brothers and sisters. She says he is "thriving" well and will be released in a month or so. She says she will be sad when he's gone but happy the little guy toughed it out and will be able to have a raccoon family of his own one day! Great, just great just what the world needs is more double agents roaming the country side looking for susceptible humans like my own!! I do wish him good luck in the future because it is a scary world out there especially for the enemy. Good luck apache!
My human "volunteers at a rescue clinic" and volunteered to pick up the coon at a animal control facility. The nerve she had. She said this raccoon was no enemy and needed to be loved because he was all alone. He had no mommy to take care of him so she and the other volunteers had to do so. That is sad if he had no mommy. He was to little to be on his own but still why did my human take care of this coon?
I was feeling alright with him and I did make my peace (boy, those babies coons are so cute)!! I'll post some picts of him and you'll see how big he is. Big enough for me to eat! My human would kill me if she heard me say that! You all know it!!!!!
My human says that the little raccoon is living with his adopted family of 6(total)brothers and sisters. She says he is "thriving" well and will be released in a month or so. She says she will be sad when he's gone but happy the little guy toughed it out and will be able to have a raccoon family of his own one day! Great, just great just what the world needs is more double agents roaming the country side looking for susceptible humans like my own!! I do wish him good luck in the future because it is a scary world out there especially for the enemy. Good luck apache!
It's been so long
Hey all! What's up? I've basically have been here, there, and everywhere. Last time I posted I was pissed off because I had to get my shots. I'm better now except for the diet. I can't believe the doc said I had to loose weight *$!@# *&$% I'm not fat(I'm big boned, No joke it's the truth) but I gotta drop 12-15 lbs says the doc.
It's so hard to be on a diet, If you humans think it's hard to be on a diet try being a dog on a diet, this shit sucks.......And and if it wasn't for my human granny then I would be skin and bones by now (No Joke). She feeds me half of what she eats all the time. We are talking ice cream and hamburgers (What a life for dogs). Etc etc etc My human mommy gets so mad at her because I have gained weight and not lost one pound. HaHaHaha, at least I'm not starving.
Summer has been great......Sun sun and more Sun along with water time. My disappointments have been the lack of walking with my human. I miss walks. My human says it's to hot and I would get sick if she took me for a walk. I don't buy it. She just doesn't want to walk because she has no walking pants. Excuses excuses excuses
It's so hard to be on a diet, If you humans think it's hard to be on a diet try being a dog on a diet, this shit sucks.......And and if it wasn't for my human granny then I would be skin and bones by now (No Joke). She feeds me half of what she eats all the time. We are talking ice cream and hamburgers (What a life for dogs). Etc etc etc My human mommy gets so mad at her because I have gained weight and not lost one pound. HaHaHaha, at least I'm not starving.
Summer has been great......Sun sun and more Sun along with water time. My disappointments have been the lack of walking with my human. I miss walks. My human says it's to hot and I would get sick if she took me for a walk. I don't buy it. She just doesn't want to walk because she has no walking pants. Excuses excuses excuses
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