METRO-MUTT HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME!

From: Anonymous
Oh you big blond brute. If that long legged chocolate gal won't give you a tumble I'm in for some leg love. If you know what I mean? I've seen you strutting that big blond hairy butt of yours up and down the street and think we would make a great metro-sexual couple. Please respond to metro-mutt if you think we can get connected. Tell your human to bring the bucket of water!

HERE IS MY REPSONSE TO METRO-MUTT; (short and simple like me)

METRO-MUTT YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!
JUST NAME A TIME AND PLACE!!
SEND A PIC!!!

SIR CHARLES of So Co

P.S.

(You like my blond hairy butt?!)