This is for you metro-mutt!

Chow Metro-Mutt

It has been an interesting week with all the buzz from metro-mutt. Metro-mutt is all bark and nothing more. I am taking back my reply, my offer to metro-mutt.

Anyways, I date purebreds. Only purebreds! Did you here that metro-mutt? LISTEN CAREFULLY, METRO-MUTT This is my blond hairy ass walking away from you. Ha, watch my blond ass because that's all you'll ever see of me ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sir Charles of So Co

METRO-MUTT HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME!

From: Anonymous
Oh you big blond brute. If that long legged chocolate gal won't give you a tumble I'm in for some leg love. If you know what I mean? I've seen you strutting that big blond hairy butt of yours up and down the street and think we would make a great metro-sexual couple. Please respond to metro-mutt if you think we can get connected. Tell your human to bring the bucket of water!

HERE IS MY REPSONSE TO METRO-MUTT; (short and simple like me)

METRO-MUTT YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!
JUST NAME A TIME AND PLACE!!
SEND A PIC!!!

SIR CHARLES of So Co

P.S.

(You like my blond hairy butt?!)

I got my new shoes!

I got my shoes! That's why I haven't updated my page. I have shoes! Did I mention I have shoes?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get to go on walks now, lots of walks, a lotta walks!!! Okay, I'm calm now. My shoes are yellow and black (not my choice) and protect my paws from the street. I didn't know the street wanted my paws? Did you? It took several walks before I felt comfortable in them/with them. See my picture as I try to chew them off. My human says I don't have to where shoes on my front paws because they are doing so much better. There might be a day where I don't have to wear shoes at all, so she says.

People smiled and laughed at me those first dayz when I tried them out. I didn't mind them smiling at me, but the laughing and pointing hurt my doggie feelings! And you know who you are. I left a huge surprise on your lawn as my thank you for your so-called-kindness.

My paws feel better plus , my human says that rescue dogs wear something like these booties on their paws. I feel proud to wear booties. I'M NOT ASHAMED OF WEARING BOOTIES!!! MY NAME IS SIR CHARLES OF So Co AND I LOVE BOOTIES! THERE'S NO SHAME IN WEARING BOOTIES BOYZ! STAND UP AND BE PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note to those who care: I'm not chewing on them and my paws are no longer red and swollen. That makes my human so very happy. And anything that makes your human happy makes us companion animals happy! Ain't that right boyz and girlz?! I declare my bootie soapbox over!