Dear Long-Legged Beauty,I must admit my nose is in high gear! I'm definitely interested in you, Long-Legged Beauty. Unfortunately, these humans don't have smell-o-vision or smell-o-puter! Or else I could determine who and what you are!
I am so pleased that you would chase me all around So Co. I too, would chase you all around Saint Louis. I am like Peppy La Pu! But less stinky! In fact, my human says I smell pretty good! Also, I am not a stalker like that skunk! Thou if you catch my fancy (and I'm so hard to resist), it might be impossible to get rid of me. I do like the leg love if you know what I mean!
Long-legged Beauty, I will share my toys with you as I do with all my girls. My rawhide is your rawhide. I am a great protector of the female! I will stand my ground and chase all the bad things away.
So, If you Long-Legged Beauty are into long walks by the fence-line, barking at intruders walking down the street, digging holes in your human's backyard, and chewing on rawhide, I just maybe your Love Connection!
BTW, I am 1 year old, blonde, athletic, 100lbs, and have brown eyes. The ball is in your yard, so what are you going to do Long-Legged Beauty?
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