Where oh where did my Valentine go? Long Legged Beauty did not respond to my post. Oh well, my human says there are other fish in the sea. Again, don't get humans. I don't live in a sea or near a sea. And I eat fish not date them. Go figure....But Long Legged Beauty if you are out there I will be waiting...
My human says I get to go for a really long walk tomorrow. She says there will be plenty of puppies and children to play with in Soulard. I've never been there. She says it will be barrels of rawhide fun! We'll have to see...I still don't have my shoes plus it's going to be so cold. Brrrrr I now know where I am going to be......
Tomorrow, I'm going to be in a parade! Woofwoofwoof It's called the Barkus Pet Parade, and there will be 8,000 pets marching in the parade. It's Mardi-Gras!!!! Whatever that means. She says there will be chews and beads for her. What are beads, I have no idea. But I guess it's good for her and me.
All I really know is that I have to wear a costume. "A costume, do what?" Yeah that's right, I have to play dress-up. Let me tell you all that ain't gonna happen. There ain't no way in heck that I'm going sit there and let my human play dress-up. What does she think I am? A frigin doll? I don't think so. I have to wear gold and purple fringe balls. I'm a manly man, do you think I'm going to wear fringe balls? Not me....I have a bowtie too, What the %*#@&? Okay then, It's game on!!! We'll all see who comes out of this dress-up game tomorrow on top...It won't be the human with all the scratches and band-aids!!!!!BIG CLUE RIGHT THERE!!!!Wish me luck y'all, cause I'm gonna need it.
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