I lost my stay of Bath

Yesterday, my human gave me a bath. I lost. I obeyed and jumped into the tub and allowed (yes, I did say allowed) my human to give me a bath. I could have made her miserable, but I was good. I did hang my head low and pout. She felt sorry for me. I think she even felt guilty for giving me a bath. I did make her feel bad. The whole eye trick works, so all you animal companions go out there and give your humans the sad eye. It really does work. Plus jumping out of the shower and shaking all the excess water off me onto my human doesn't hurt either. My human used that stinkin' blow dryer on me ( I hate that thing, it blows air on me and I don't like it. Now, I like to hang my head out the window and have the wind blow over my fur but that's because I chose to stick my head out the window. I didn't choose to sit in the bathroom and have warm air intentionally blown on me.). That must have been payback because of me shaking the water off(Hmm, I need to rethink my plan next time. It appears to me she won every round this time). She then brushed me and put the stupid paw wax on my paws! Why she bothers I'll never know! I'm just going to lick it off anyway.


Day 7 Still no shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Where are they I ask?Hmmmmm? I WANT TO GO FOR A WALK! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I"M WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What do I have to do to go for a walk?


My human tried to cover my ears last night, but I heard the news. How can a human try to drown their dog? Like I said before, I don't get humans. They can make me sad. I'm glad the dog made it and someone came by at the right time or else he might not have made it. I hope he finally finds a happy home.

One final thought and its from Gandhi:

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated"

So true my friend, so true

Sir Charles of So Co