Finally

Finally my human let me have the camera back and I am able to upload some of these pics like of my Cardinals winning the World series! I'm still pissed at my human because she left me at home and I had to watch it on TV!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Peek-a-Boo Oct. 8 2006

My human is so upset with me...

My human is upset that I posed for nude male dog America. I personally think it is freeing to pose nude. There is nothing wrong with nude dog bodies, male or female. God made us all beautiful! It feels awesome, you should try it. NO, I mean dogs should, not you ugly humans, yuck...I can't get the mental picture of all you naked humans out of my head...Get Out Get out of my head. POOF! Ah, that's better. Mental picture going going gone...

She yelled at me yesterday because all of the pictures (23 of 24 pictures) were N-U-D-E! I was like hey I'm 2 and she was like I don't care. And I was like it's all legal and you're such a prude! She then grounded me and I couldn't play ball nor could I play with the kids in the neighborhood. I'll get her back.....

It's a new day and she still isn't talking to me so I thought I'd post a note to nude dogs all over: One, it's okay and Two, HELP ME!!!!! No I'm just kidding about # two but seriously, take it all off and let it all hang out like I did. I know my human was up all night with my pictures using photoshop to remove my *&^&*^&. She did a good job...Wait if you look closely you can still see a piece of me! That's my %^&*(&! HaHa!

Full Frontal Nudity! Rated XXXXX

Say no to horse slaughter!

Anyone in the St. Louis area knows that a horse trailer flipped over last week and only 26 horses survived. Only 26.....The rest either perished or were euthanized at the scene. My human was and is still sad seeing and thinking about all of those horses going to slaughter. I just wonder if this accident was meant to happen.

Just maybe there is a higher power working here...Maybe it happened to show all the non-believers that horse slaughter is disgusting and morally wrong. Horses suffer and suffer greatly they do when going to slaughter. My human friends it is your turn to stand up and say NO to horse slaughter and urge your senators to pass the anti-slaughter bill NOW!!!!!!

Please everyone check this page out at the humane society of Missouri:
http://www.hsmo.org/m_eventsprograms/inthenews.php

Sunday, what a BLAH day!!!

It's Sunday and Blah is the word of the day! It started off with beautiful sunshine then the clouds arrived then the rain came...And it rained and rained and rained....& It's still here!

My human left us home alone again and attended a picnic!!!!!Excuse me I didn't know we weren't good enough for you! HAHAHAHAHA It rained on your picnic!!!!!!nanananaboohoo................................

I just wanted to thank A&E for bringing back MI-5! Awesome is all I can say! Can't wait till next week.....

FREE TAI (THE SCARLET ELEPHANT IN LA)

& Say No to Animal Exploitation

Hey It's Friday, Guess What!!!!!

MI-5 season three is on A & E tonight at 10 P.M.

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF
WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

I can't wait, my human loves this British show!!!!We all are so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was bummed by Survivor, there was nothing to get upset over. I don't know what is up with people and race. People look alike to me, I guess it's because I'm a dog. Go figure.....

My human took me for a walk in the park this morning. It's called J.B. Park for short. I had so much fun...All kinds of smells (people and dogs alike)...I met two labs one chocolate and one black. They were so friendly. The one lab was rescued. He was so sweet. I love meeting new people and their companion pets!

Also, I saw my first turtle today! It was a Box turtle. She was beautiful. I couldn't get enough of her scent. I smelled and smelled and smelled her. I don't think she liked it very much because she hissed and hissed and hissed at me!!! My human took her off the path and put her at the edge of the prairie (Yes Steph, in the direction she was heading towards!)

What a beautiful day today, I love it so much!!!

It's Thursday and you know what that means!

SURVIVOR starts tonight on CBS AT 7 p.m. CENTRAL TIME!Which means I will be unavailable to all humans and animals. That's right all u bunnies take advantage of the one and only hour of safety provided by CBS and Survivor.

Hi Stef (That's my human, one anyways.) She's at college, Tashie and I miss you!! Don't forget to stop buy and say hi every once and a while!

Check out the size of his back PaWzS! They're Huge!! And that tail, WowZer!!!

This is Chester's make-shift watering hole

Beaver update! New pics......Looks like he's in jail!

Oooh look at those eyes. He is soooo cute (ssshhh don't tell anyone I said that).

This is Chester, the newest resident where my human volunteers. My that's a mighty big rodent!

Go Navy!

These guys are so funny and have way to much time on their hands, but I like 'em!

This little guy (not so little anymore, so says my human) was released two weeks ago. He finally got his freedom, he and all his brothers and sisters. Good Luck little one my human (and me) will miss you. Take care and may the protector of creatures watch over you and your siblings. Good Journey and a safe fare well to you, apache.

Gotta Love Me! This one is for my human who has left me for something called college. I miss you and I love your bed!!!!! It's so soft and comfie.

My human can't take a picture if her life depended on it. See, she almost chopped my pawz off.

My human says I look evil. I don't think so, I think I look Hot!!!

That's me, Charlie Brown, not listening to my human! But I do have my new collar cover. Do you like it?

Look what happen last Sat July 29...

Rain and more rain and even more rain. Like 2-3 inches of rain fell and most of my toys floated away. Like floated away down the street. I'm not kidding! I thought Noah's Ark was gonna come thru my yard.

So freakin' HOT!

Hello from Hell's Kitchen!

No, not really. I'm just baking in So Co at about 104 degrees F. It's brutal out there! Everyone please bring in their pets and keep them cool.

I was just watching local news and the animal control where I live in Saint Louis County has NO, I repeat NO air conditioning for the homeless dogs and cats. But the workers have it? That just pisses me off! What about you all?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In this day in age and in Saint Louis County, they all should be ashamed of themselves!!!!!I am sad. The news footage was sad so sad. The dogs were laying on the floor panting so hard. It just makes me sick that these animals have to suffer not once but twice. First, homelessness (thrown away like garbage) then Second, no air conditioning when temps. Outside are approaching 100 + degrees F. People of Saint Louis, WAKE UP we must do something!!!!!

Here I am, don't you love me? I do.

He's camera shy.

Blurry i know but see how tiny he is?!

Here's the lttle guy that rocked my world!

Update on what's going on...

Back in May my human took care of a raccoon. That's right ladies and gents, a raccoon. I was horrified! This critter came into our lives (3 days mind you) and replaced me. ME! My human says that's not true. I say it is! This human brought the enemy into our lives. What else was I to think?

My human "volunteers at a rescue clinic" and volunteered to pick up the coon at a animal control facility. The nerve she had. She said this raccoon was no enemy and needed to be loved because he was all alone. He had no mommy to take care of him so she and the other volunteers had to do so. That is sad if he had no mommy. He was to little to be on his own but still why did my human take care of this coon?

I was feeling alright with him and I did make my peace (boy, those babies coons are so cute)!! I'll post some picts of him and you'll see how big he is. Big enough for me to eat! My human would kill me if she heard me say that! You all know it!!!!!

My human says that the little raccoon is living with his adopted family of 6(total)brothers and sisters. She says he is "thriving" well and will be released in a month or so. She says she will be sad when he's gone but happy the little guy toughed it out and will be able to have a raccoon family of his own one day! Great, just great just what the world needs is more double agents roaming the country side looking for susceptible humans like my own!! I do wish him good luck in the future because it is a scary world out there especially for the enemy. Good luck apache!

It's been so long

Hey all! What's up? I've basically have been here, there, and everywhere. Last time I posted I was pissed off because I had to get my shots. I'm better now except for the diet. I can't believe the doc said I had to loose weight *$!@# *&$% I'm not fat(I'm big boned, No joke it's the truth) but I gotta drop 12-15 lbs says the doc.

It's so hard to be on a diet, If you humans think it's hard to be on a diet try being a dog on a diet, this shit sucks.......And and if it wasn't for my human granny then I would be skin and bones by now (No Joke). She feeds me half of what she eats all the time. We are talking ice cream and hamburgers (What a life for dogs). Etc etc etc My human mommy gets so mad at her because I have gained weight and not lost one pound. HaHaHaha, at least I'm not starving.

Summer has been great......Sun sun and more Sun along with water time. My disappointments have been the lack of walking with my human. I miss walks. My human says it's to hot and I would get sick if she took me for a walk. I don't buy it. She just doesn't want to walk because she has no walking pants. Excuses excuses excuses

What's up Doc?

Well it's been a while since I last posted! I mean my human took me to the doctor again. This time she said it was for my 'yearly shots'. (wink wink)

I just don't know with her anymore. She takes me to the doctor and pays this doctor to hurt me all in the name of 'shots and licenses'. Who is she kidding? Thou, I do like Dr. J, he's cool. I also can tell he likes my kind, you know Goldens! We are a special breed. There is no other breed like a Golden. Yup, that pretty much says it all. We are special! Not bragging just the facts!!!!!!

I posted (above) a pic or 2 of me (without the doc) with my boo boos. See I have the proof that my human payed someone to hurt me. I'm not kidding.....Just once I would like to return the favor!

The doc also started me on benedryl for my allergies and stuff for my stinkin feet again. It's to toughen my feet. Wait a second I said, "Toughen my feet?" I'm no woos! But the doc didn't buy it and we bought the meds and now my human pins me to the floor everyday so that she can spray my feet to make them tougher! One of these dayz, I'm tellin you awl the table is going to turn on my human!
That's all for now..

This is for you metro-mutt!

Chow Metro-Mutt

It has been an interesting week with all the buzz from metro-mutt. Metro-mutt is all bark and nothing more. I am taking back my reply, my offer to metro-mutt.

Anyways, I date purebreds. Only purebreds! Did you here that metro-mutt? LISTEN CAREFULLY, METRO-MUTT This is my blond hairy ass walking away from you. Ha, watch my blond ass because that's all you'll ever see of me ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sir Charles of So Co

METRO-MUTT HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME!

From: Anonymous
Oh you big blond brute. If that long legged chocolate gal won't give you a tumble I'm in for some leg love. If you know what I mean? I've seen you strutting that big blond hairy butt of yours up and down the street and think we would make a great metro-sexual couple. Please respond to metro-mutt if you think we can get connected. Tell your human to bring the bucket of water!

HERE IS MY REPSONSE TO METRO-MUTT; (short and simple like me)

METRO-MUTT YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!
JUST NAME A TIME AND PLACE!!
SEND A PIC!!!

SIR CHARLES of So Co

P.S.

(You like my blond hairy butt?!)

I got my new shoes!

I got my shoes! That's why I haven't updated my page. I have shoes! Did I mention I have shoes?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get to go on walks now, lots of walks, a lotta walks!!! Okay, I'm calm now. My shoes are yellow and black (not my choice) and protect my paws from the street. I didn't know the street wanted my paws? Did you? It took several walks before I felt comfortable in them/with them. See my picture as I try to chew them off. My human says I don't have to where shoes on my front paws because they are doing so much better. There might be a day where I don't have to wear shoes at all, so she says.

People smiled and laughed at me those first dayz when I tried them out. I didn't mind them smiling at me, but the laughing and pointing hurt my doggie feelings! And you know who you are. I left a huge surprise on your lawn as my thank you for your so-called-kindness.

My paws feel better plus , my human says that rescue dogs wear something like these booties on their paws. I feel proud to wear booties. I'M NOT ASHAMED OF WEARING BOOTIES!!! MY NAME IS SIR CHARLES OF So Co AND I LOVE BOOTIES! THERE'S NO SHAME IN WEARING BOOTIES BOYZ! STAND UP AND BE PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note to those who care: I'm not chewing on them and my paws are no longer red and swollen. That makes my human so very happy. And anything that makes your human happy makes us companion animals happy! Ain't that right boyz and girlz?! I declare my bootie soapbox over!

I'm stalking Mama Rabbit.....

This is me hiding from my human. Oh wait, you aren't to see me.

Friday

Its been a nice week so far. I got to play outside and hunt rabbits all week. A dog couldn't ask for more. Well, maybe except to actually catch the rabbit. My humans left me and tashie alone today. No fair. They go out and leave us here to stare at the 4 walls. With all this nice weather it feels like I'm in prison because I can't go out. My favorite song is on, 'Dirty Little Secret', by All American Rejects. You wanna know my dirty little secret (besides the fact that I love to watch ice skating, oh that hurt me to publicly say that)? I love Walk The Line! I watched it last night with my favorite human. I just love the music and I hope that Johnny Cash actor(can't spell his name) gets his Oscar and the blonde too. I promised pictures of my "CLEANED" playground and here they are...

Here's what I'm talking about. Spring is here and rabbits have moved into town! But not for long....

One Angry Puppy

It is now March 2, 2006 and no shoes. I don't think my human cares about me. If she did, she would get my shoes so I could go walking. Moving on to more pressing issues and I mean pressing......

My human has cleaned my playground. I'm so angry I have smoke coming out my blonde floppy ears. She raked 20 bags of leaves and branches and sticks and yes even twigs off the ground. What am I suppose to chew on? She didn't even leave one lousy twig behind. That *%$#@! She's going to regret it when I start chewing on the deck or gutters!! Hmmm, the deck sounds like a nice place to start (metal is so hard on the teeth). I'll upload a picture tomorrow to show you all, my playground is clean. Did I mention I hate the word "CLEAN"?

On the brighter side, spring is almost here. Why do I think that spring is here? Cottontails, more specifically RABBITS, have moved into my neighborhood. That's right! This is no Mr. Roger's neighborhood. This hood is the type where you roll up your windows, lock your doors, make no eye contact, and roll thru your stop type of hood. Rabbits are not safe in Sir Charles' Hood. I repeat....You rabbits are not safe in my Hood!

Yesterday, I spotted a mother rabbit(and all her babies) livin under my humans houseboat. I let her know whose yard this is. She was not happy. I stalked mama rabbit and then chased her away from safety. She thought she had me by exiting out her backdoor. I was slow this time, but only once...Only once. It's fun to torment whittle rabbits! My human has no sense of humor.. She yelled at me and even chased me with a big ol' rake. A rake!!!Can you believe that? She told me that I better leave that rabbit and any other animal alone. Who does she think she is? This is my yard and I will defend it against all outside intruders including but not limiting to the following: squirrels, rabbits, skunks, opossums, turtles, cats (domestic or not), SBC men. This is my final warning...BEWARE

Here I am, Charlie Brown! I'm with one of my humans. Just between you and me (She looks like a terrorist!).

Mardi-Gras Barkus Pet Parade

It is February 19, 2206! And I experienced my first Mardi-Gras! WoofWoof was that fun or what. I have posted many pictures my human, Steph, took. I could
not believe my eyes. DOgS GOnE WiLd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The chicks and the dudes were taking it all off! And right there in front of their humans. No not me, you won't find any of me out there (tongue in cheek), I'm fully furred. Some of the lady's were...Let's just say, partially furred (hula dancers and school girl outfits).

I had a blast. I got free treats and caught beads and caught more beads and treats and bandanas. There were all kinds of puppies; great danes, boxers, bulldogs (all ethnicities), and lots of mine, goldens. Too many to name. I fell in love with a chocolate lab. She was beautiful. She was a gorgeous cougar (older woman, younger man). Hubba Hubba! I already miss you my chocolate princess.

My human dressed me up in a purple and gold outfit with a bow-tie. See picture above. Here's my bitch, everyone thought I was a chick! Hello look at me, I'm definitely a dude! My human says it was because of the bow-tie..It moved around and ended up looking like a Hair-bow....Pleasssee. Now whose fault was that? Not mine, I did not want to play dress up! By the way, for all of you that wanted violence between my human and myself (concerning dress-up), well you all can forget about it. Charlie is a peace loving man! Besides my human owes me big time! And I mean Big time!!! She will pay!

All and all I had a good time and would do it again. I urge everyone to attend next year's Barkus parade. And please make a donation to an animal welfare organization. It's well worth it.

I thought Tasha had escaped but I guess not!

This is one of my favs.....It's a Clydesdale for you none Saint Louisians!!!

What a cattle drive....Check out the wagon and steer!

That is so true.

I had to look twice because I thought I saw an alligator...There's no Bayou up here. Oh wait, there is in So Co.

That's me passed out before the parade began. It was so cold out there, I thought I saw penguins!

Check this girl out! Wowzer...

Here I am at Mardi-Gras for pets. It's called Beggin Strips Barkus Pet Parade.

I'm going to be in a parade...

Where oh where did my Valentine go? Long Legged Beauty did not respond to my post. Oh well, my human says there are other fish in the sea. Again, don't get humans. I don't live in a sea or near a sea. And I eat fish not date them. Go figure....But Long Legged Beauty if you are out there I will be waiting...

My human says I get to go for a really long walk tomorrow. She says there will be plenty of puppies and children to play with in Soulard. I've never been there. She says it will be barrels of rawhide fun! We'll have to see...I still don't have my shoes plus it's going to be so cold. Brrrrr I now know where I am going to be......

Tomorrow, I'm going to be in a parade! Woofwoofwoof It's called the Barkus Pet Parade, and there will be 8,000 pets marching in the parade. It's Mardi-Gras!!!! Whatever that means. She says there will be chews and beads for her. What are beads, I have no idea. But I guess it's good for her and me.

All I really know is that I have to wear a costume. "A costume, do what?" Yeah that's right, I have to play dress-up. Let me tell you all that ain't gonna happen. There ain't no way in heck that I'm going sit there and let my human play dress-up. What does she think I am? A frigin doll? I don't think so. I have to wear gold and purple fringe balls. I'm a manly man, do you think I'm going to wear fringe balls? Not me....I have a bowtie too, What the %*#@&? Okay then, It's game on!!! We'll all see who comes out of this dress-up game tomorrow on top...It won't be the human with all the scratches and band-aids!!!!!BIG CLUE RIGHT THERE!!!!Wish me luck y'all, cause I'm gonna need it.

Would You Be Mine Long-Legged Beauty?

Dear Long-Legged Beauty,

I must admit my nose is in high gear! I'm definitely interested in you, Long-Legged Beauty. Unfortunately, these humans don't have smell-o-vision or smell-o-puter! Or else I could determine who and what you are!

I am so pleased that you would chase me all around So Co. I too, would chase you all around Saint Louis. I am like Peppy La Pu! But less stinky! In fact, my human says I smell pretty good! Also, I am not a stalker like that skunk! Thou if you catch my fancy (and I'm so hard to resist), it might be impossible to get rid of me. I do like the leg love if you know what I mean!

Long-legged Beauty, I will share my toys with you as I do with all my girls. My rawhide is your rawhide. I am a great protector of the female! I will stand my ground and chase all the bad things away.

So, If you Long-Legged Beauty are into long walks by the fence-line, barking at intruders walking down the street, digging holes in your human's backyard, and chewing on rawhide, I just maybe your Love Connection!

BTW, I am 1 year old, blonde, athletic, 100lbs, and have brown eyes. The ball is in your yard, so what are you going to do Long-Legged Beauty?

I have a possible Secret Admirer or is it a Stalker...?

From: Mysterious longlegged female
To: Hot Male Golden
(I can't believe it, now my blog is the "LOVE CONNECTION" or is it a "Porn Connection") Hmm...Only time will tell what I have here!

Here is her post;

I am a thin, longlegged female who is maddly in love with the golden blonde male in the photos. I will follow and chase you around So. County.I am a spoiled brat and have my humans wrapped around my paws.


(P.S. E-mail me your picture, Long-legged Beauty!)
Hot Male Golden

My human loves me!!!! Is she weird or what?